The cops are here.
I just got a phone call from my neighbor. She asked me who I was and told me to stop calling her. I explained that she just gave me her number a few minutes ago and asked me to call her. Awkward silence and then “okay” was all she said after that.
realllllly not sure if she understood
The girl who lives down the hall from me is always loud and always yelling at people and her dog is always barking. Tonight was no different. After an exceptionally loud argument, there was a knock at my door. I opened it to see her in a bathrobe and shower cap. There are piles of clothing(belonging to a man) and other random things covering the hallway. She tells me she lost her phone somewhere in her apartment and has me call it. As she goes in to search for it, two guys run up the front steps and beg me not to call the cops on them. My neighbor comes back out of the apartment and begins arguing with them and throwing more clothing out of the door. I stand there for about 2 minutes and then finally ask if I can go back inside. THE END.
This is actually happening
Anonymous said: Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life, or join in once to make it stop?
Who are you? You’re dead to me.