okay. let’s just be honest. I’m too funny for my own good. I’ll tone it down.
She told me she loved greyhounds but then she changed her mind. She loves the dogs with the spots. Dalmatians. Keep him safe. They want to kill him. The police hate him. He IS a Dalmatian but I just didn’t tell her at first. Keep him away from Dundalk. That’s where the police hunt them because of their spots. She’s never seen a Dalmatian like mine because they are so rare. She needs to hug him. She struggles to stand back up. I need to escape the situation but can’t. She starts to yell. It’s a little bit late out and the noise level is inconsiderate. I must promise to protect him. I promised her. We cautiously walked away as the shouting intensified.